Colloquial Truths

How refreshing would it be if we heard a politician say:

I don't believe in God and I don't believe in the protection and welfare of our citizens, their health & their safety

I plan on placing my friends in executive positions

I will pocket what funds I can get away with, but see that the rest is spent on my election

You will have no voice in my decisions any more then you ever had

You will have to accept my judgement, which you will have no choice

If I succeed in fooling the public, the public will have themselves to blame

For I warn you that I am as crooked as any politician can be

Despite my unsavory profession, I will try to keep all of you as happy as possible.