A Beautiful Story For Ugly Children

One day a dog bit the index finger of his master
the dog ran off with a bloody finger,
before the master could catch him

the dog came to a river and went onto a wooden dock
the dog looked down into the water
he saw another dog with a bloody finger and a shadow of a man behind him
the dog had no idea what he was seeing

The master grabbed the dog by the collar,
wrestled with the dog for several minutes
the dog dropped the finger out of his mouth
the master picked up his mangled, chewed up index finger,
and went back home

He attempted to sew back his finger onto his hand
the problem was that most of the tendons and nerve endings were severed and eaten
this made the master angry and frustrated
meanwhile, a short time later the dog came back home with another bloody finger in his mouth
the master looked at the dog in excitement and patted him on the head
he realized this must of just happened
the condition of the finger was in remarkably good condition
the finger must have been from a woman
a longer thinner finger with red nail polish on the nail
he took the finger and sterilized it
from there he was able to sew the finger onto his hand
his hand looked a little weird since, the finger didn't match the rest of his fingers

A few weeks later the master scolded the dog for digging holes all over the front yard,
burying the master's wallet & keys
the dog was punished
he didn't feed the dog for three days
one morning, the master woke up to his dog viciously growling and showing his teeth
the master told him to back off
he then took his left foot and attempted to kick the dog in the mouth
the dog grabbed his foot with his mouth and bit so hard two of his toes were severed
the man was screaming in agony
blood was all over the sheets and floor

Instead of the dog running to the river, like he did previously,
he went inside, sat down and began to eat the master's toes
not sure if the dog was still hungry afterwards,
but from that moment on, the master had much more respect for his dog
he made sure the dog was well fed, each and every day

The End.