Miss Formalde Hyde

Doctor Jeckle
Once transmogrified
Into Hyde
Ventured into wedlock
(so i heard, or imagined)
And within a space
Of just two years
Mrs Hyde
Gave birth to a healthy baby girl
They (Mister & Mrs Hyde)
Named her Formalde
And despite of
Or maybe because of
Formaldes' interest in pickled things
Caused her to develop a problem
With a particularly pungent wind problem
Her persona was as grey, as the clothes she wore
She developed an interest
In at first pickling
But later preserving things
Initially the climate, where she met her husband to be
But quickly found interest
In preserving anything no longer alive
Including eventually, her husband
Whom she poisoned
With a gherkin, and a pickled egg
His death certificate read
"Death by misadventure!"
Signed by a certain doctor Jeckle
Although it was obvious to me
That he had been killed by
Formalde Hyde!

by Jemia