She Seemed Nice

She didn't trust meeting him
they were really tight online
she was afraid he'd be a psycho
years back she served some time

He knew nothing about this
she wasn't saying a word
one day her story leaked out
he thought this was absurd

He questioned her through e-mail
asked if she was ever in jail
Yes, but I didn't do it
she never posted bail

The authorities are looking for me
I don't have a place to hide
the last thing she said to him
I'm going to skin you alive