Fast Food Frenzy

A woman walks into a McDonald's
Couldn’t be no more then 25
Acting unbalanced & psychotic
She ordered a large shake & a small fry

She began preaching out loud
Lecturing to all that would listen
The Whopper outranks the Big Mac
Can everyone understand my vision?

Workers are yelling at her
Trying to calm her down
While preaching, she had a gun
She insisted for everyone to get to the ground

While her back was facing the counter
The manager who was no more then 36
Thought if he sneaked up behind her
He’ll grab her gun and end this quick

She immediately knew something was up
She saw the manager through the corner of her eye
She went near the soda machine
Placed the gun to her head and hollered, “Goodbye!”

Everyone shrieked in terror
The woman shot herself in the head
There was no actual reason here
Motionless on the ground, she was dead

The scene was horrible
Pool of blood and scattered brains
People were vomiting and passing out
Fractured skull oozing remains

Many were in a frantic
Most people ran out the door
Workers also left the scene
The horrible visual of death & gore

The police were called
A crime scene for sure
The media will arrive shortly
This Grizzly scene will create an allure

When no one was looking
The manager tilted her head to one side
Scooped up some blood and brains
Will never reveal, will never confide

He’s an amateur cook
Who likes to experiment with seasoning
Next time you go to McDonald's
Pull the bun away from the meat to see what’s secreting.