The Office

About executives I get disgusted
As they rant of the dignity of work
When their habits seem maladjusted.

Sometimes, a successful chap is a jerk.

Often I notice establishment schmucks
At the monitor desk where they linger.
They pick at their nose when scheming for bucks
Then complain that they must lift the finger!
"Here's a process we must make efficient!"
"We must automate the nose and the pick
So that all will have boogers sufficient...
With that brilliant productivity trick!"

     They're quite clever professionals indeed,
     But oh how I hope they account for nosebleed!