The Toilet Tree

I needed a toilet
With a tree
Or so it sounded to me
I ask at a chemist
(I think it was Boots)
For a toilet tree
But all they offer me
IS a sham poo
I go to the park
For a lark
And see a dog
Having a leg up
Against a tree
That wasn't quite right for me
Despite my idea initially
So i try another chemist
Asking again for a toilet tree
They offer me a per fume
Which smelt quite nice in a room
But cost the earth
And returning to my berth
Got to thinking
Afterall
That i no longer wanted
A toilet tree at all

by Jemia