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No refund
Verse 1
I wanted my money back but they did refuse
stating that I could not enter without shoes
No refund, no refund they did cry
can't allow this social slight to fly.
I'm leaving the bad reviews
you bastards are gonna lose
Chorus
I need a manager pronto
No I'm not your friend Tonto
run along and fetch your leader
I need to bleed her
dry until I get it back
no refund indeed, karen strikes back
Verse 2
Don't think I'm the baddie
just never got attention from my daddy
so now I scream for attention
just please don't mention
my awful haircut
they wouldn't give me a refund, what a slut
no if ands or buts
Chorus
Outro
Don't forget the receipt
before you confront the shopkeep
they will try to pervert your words
to make you follow the herds
no refund for fitting in
the manager is no longer sitting in
I wanted my money back but they did refuse
stating that I could not enter without shoes
No refund, no refund they did cry
can't allow this social slight to fly.
I'm leaving the bad reviews
you bastards are gonna lose
Chorus
I need a manager pronto
No I'm not your friend Tonto
run along and fetch your leader
I need to bleed her
dry until I get it back
no refund indeed, karen strikes back
Verse 2
Don't think I'm the baddie
just never got attention from my daddy
so now I scream for attention
just please don't mention
my awful haircut
they wouldn't give me a refund, what a slut
no if ands or buts
Chorus
Outro
Don't forget the receipt
before you confront the shopkeep
they will try to pervert your words
to make you follow the herds
no refund for fitting in
the manager is no longer sitting in
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