Cuntry Cusins

They were jest ol' cuntry cusins    
'n I guess they sure knew the score    
mostly wore nuttin' but big grins    
they were jest ol' cuntry cusins.    
     
We'ell o' course he just slipt right in    
Gramps sez ''she's a fine lil' 'hore''    
they were jest ol' cuntry cusins    
'n I guess they sure knew the score.    
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When Maw'n Paw were jest the two    
but he made me'n now there's more    
jest like ol' cuntry cusins do    
when Maw'n Paw were jest the two.    
     
Now I'm almost jest about grew    
'n Paw's jest a randy ol' boar    
but he med me'n I'm sore screwed  
when Maw'n Paw were jest the two.    
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Tho' Maw'n Paw are both long gone    
he bred in me well hung home boys  
round here there ain't no law along    
tho' Maw'n Paw are both long gone.    
     
Me'n the boys have a right ding dong    
ain't much to do but, sheeoot, enjoy    
tho' Maw'n Paw are both long gone    
he bred me some well hung home boys.  
   
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