Fox News Really Sucks

Oh yes it really does.
If my neighbor sees me coming
she shuts it off because…
she knows how much I hate it
it's such a waste of time
the elderly sitting in front of it
Fox News pollutes their minds.

They sit there all day long
I guess they have nothing else to do
watching their favorite news anchors
constantly repeating the news
every day, all day long
it irks me to no end
wasting their time on a news channel
that seems to never end.

How do they get so addicted
to watching it twenty-four hours a day
oh please, oh please, get up, just go out and play!
There's so much more to life
then sitting in front of the tube
Fox News you suck,
but I don’t know what else to do.