Old Age OmaGot

My husband has a piss bucket
Fuck it
It's too damn hard to climb the stairs
In the middle of the night
That shit don't seem right
To you
Well whoop de fucking doo
Wait until you
Get to this age
Wait until you
Can't read the page
On the damn menu
Without your readers
When you can't get out of bed
Without the feeling of dread
Of the damn pain
In your body
In your hips and your knees
Oh but my
Oh but me
You in your youth
You can't see
The fucking tragedy
The travesty
Of getting older
While you smolder
In your hot times
And sunshine tans
In your good looks
And skinny pants
That show off your ass
Your amazing panache
Without any leaks
Between your sweet little cheeks
Or drips from your thongs
Or drops from your dongs
You just don't know
What's in store
What's awaiting for you
When the hairs get gray
And the days get few
That you can still do
The things you want to do
Like go upstairs
To the damn bathroom
In the middle the night
Before the piss let's loose
And you have to
Accept the inevitable
The undesirable
And despicable
Reality of a piss bucket
Beside the bed
And just thank God
That you ain't dead
Yet