Smitten

Big thankyous
to this wonderful dating website
It's been a veritable rollercoaster ride
Have now agreed
to marry at least six
all half my age
and not one above size 10
I'm having a lie down
to aid my concentration
when deciding whether to book
a world cruise
or a spaceflight
for all the honeymoons
they've asked me to pay for
in advance
The Albanian phrase book
was a thoughtful touch
and is sure to be
an invaluable godsend for everyone
on our day of days
Finding a church to accommodate
six weddings at once
will be challenging
but love should never be denied