The Cow Moon

The day i had sex with the moon
And mooned as i did
I was the only goon on the moon
Floating around like a confused aphid
So i toast you my love
My goblet filled with soft honey
The desire for mead, i canst concede
Has left me short of money
But lets quaff away
Until the end of day
As we fill our hearts with joy
And joust, and jape
With a swirl of the cape
And pretend to act so coy
Alas a cloud steps in
Although quite thin
Has blocked the moon right now
The cloud is moved on, by a farting bovine
The moon now hidden, by a jumping cow!

by Jemia