Sound Familiar

The truth's side of buzzing neon lights...Ho Ho Ho!        
To wear your ignorant tattoo on your wifebeater shirt!        
What more can I say?          
Lay off the Bud Lite, Cheetos and mow the yard.        
         
"You better watch out, blah blah blah!"          
Sound familiar!      
   
Where is that rose garden that you promised?     
         
Get off your butt and kiss your ass goodbye.          
Santa ain't going to bring you a Kawasaki.          
It ain't my fault you fell off the wagon        
and wrecked your wife's Oscar Mayer Wienermobile        
running over your son's little red wagon.        
         
"You better watch out, blah blah blah!"          
Sound familiar!    
      
She ain't washing your shorts...no more, no more.
She is a she, isn't she?