Economizing on Stuff Guys Don't Wear

Excepting silk or satin
the blackest panties at midnight
will seldom thrill come dawn
Skimpy white lace
may put a smile on my face
though if I'm honest
I prefer you
with no panties on at all
I need a drink
when you switch to pink
and start twerking near those candles
but I'm always afraid
with your tassles in flames
things will grow too hot to handle
Now we could save
a crock of dollars
plus all that rolling on the floor
shucking stockings belts and bras
and then there'd be more time
for perfect contemplation
on the smoothness of your ass