Beans for Breakfast

Once upon a taste of time
when legends came and went
a unicorn charged blindly
in to his lover's tent
Your horn has torn my fabric
she wailed in deep despair
It'll never be the same
there'll be mosquitos everywhere
Don't worry said the unicorn
I'll swat them with my tail
my magic remedies
are seldom known to fail
Can you turn them into kisses
sobbed his lover's trembling heart
and point your fat ass that way
when you think you're going to fart