Kink Scale

if you were to create

an objective scale
with kinky-as-fuck
on the right

what would go on the left?

would it be more about negatives

no oral
no anal
no masturbation
no fantasy
no swinging

only-penile vaginal
only after ritualistic bonding
chastity (almost sounds sinful)

missionary only
lovey-dovey
while hidden under clothing
only in the dark

(all sound like fetishes)
so would they
fall at the midpoint?

only when she wants it
whenever he wants it
only for procreation (never for pleasure)?

for most of us
kinky is
pretty easy to label

but how do you
define
vanilla?

in a tutti-frutti world
isn’t vanilla
kinky?

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