timely advice

 
 
 
a watched pot is too
embarrassed to piss
in front of anyone
 
it's the early bird that
catches pneumonia and
dies
 
he who lives by the  
sword will probably
out live us all  
 
a penny saved is still
just a penny
 
a fool and his money  
will have one hell of
a party  
 
God helps those who
helps themselves...to
what everyone else
has
 
absence makes the  
heart grow fonder
unless you hate the
motherf**ker
 
and all good things
must come to an
end
 
just like this  
stupid
poem