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The Top Summer Read Topless! --
The Shocking Exposé of Saucy Lard Bard's A Rural Habitation and a Dame
in
The Blurb Superb To Deep Perturb
(plus Sleep Disturb)
by
Yet But the Classiest of Columnists Cheeky --
The Inimitable Laidi Lei Bare
*
"Miss Summer and Miss Dawning early rise,
accompanied by Fancy and her fays,
as off for Hidden Treasure Pond Pint-Size
all liltingly go waltzing long to laze --
in elegant bikinis spun of air,
a hue invisible of naught to rue,
and gossamers of not a single care
insured to never melt into a dew --
the latest quick trick slick by punster Puck,
who banished for a prank by Fancy's rule,
squats dour a dunce elf-deep beneath a muck
in mushroom cap upon a large toad stool --
in fear he may a trickster troll corrupt,
or lizards lounging in chaises longues straight taint,
since ripping off bikinis might disrupt
the Bard -- who treasures hid prefers to paint."
*
a paean of Respect
for
the airily Ethical Principle of summery fairy flesh
unsullied
a revolving helios column quatrain me - nip - pean satirical on
the "Clvin Kein" tricks of a rude mechanical's cockney imagination
cockeyed
june, 2023 -- still the most popular midsummer read among children and changelings
Fantastical Fays Antique on Antic Bottomless Asses
in
The Blurb Superb To Deep Perturb
(plus Sleep Disturb)
by
Yet But the Classiest of Columnists Cheeky --
The Inimitable Laidi Lei Bare
*
"Miss Summer and Miss Dawning early rise,
accompanied by Fancy and her fays,
as off for Hidden Treasure Pond Pint-Size
all liltingly go waltzing long to laze --
in elegant bikinis spun of air,
a hue invisible of naught to rue,
and gossamers of not a single care
insured to never melt into a dew --
the latest quick trick slick by punster Puck,
who banished for a prank by Fancy's rule,
squats dour a dunce elf-deep beneath a muck
in mushroom cap upon a large toad stool --
in fear he may a trickster troll corrupt,
or lizards lounging in chaises longues straight taint,
since ripping off bikinis might disrupt
the Bard -- who treasures hid prefers to paint."
*
a paean of Respect
for
the airily Ethical Principle of summery fairy flesh
unsullied
a revolving helios column quatrain me - nip - pean satirical on
the "Clvin Kein" tricks of a rude mechanical's cockney imagination
cockeyed
june, 2023 -- still the most popular midsummer read among children and changelings
Fantastical Fays Antique on Antic Bottomless Asses
Published 23rd Jun 2023
Author's Note
Contest: Silliest Summer Read
Form: Rhyming Quatrain
LC: 33
Literary Devices: Allusion, Symbol, Imagery, Metaphor, Alliteration, Assonance, Inversion, Internal Rhyme, End Rhyme, and Pun
(oh -- and Irony on top of all that)
Themes: Fancy versus Imagination, Fashionable Poetry versus Poetry Out of Fashion, and Gooseflesh on Caboose Flesh
Form: Rhyming Quatrain
LC: 33
Literary Devices: Allusion, Symbol, Imagery, Metaphor, Alliteration, Assonance, Inversion, Internal Rhyme, End Rhyme, and Pun
(oh -- and Irony on top of all that)
Themes: Fancy versus Imagination, Fashionable Poetry versus Poetry Out of Fashion, and Gooseflesh on Caboose Flesh
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