The Norm

 
In the distant future?
Where proportional representation
Has been globally introduced
It was soon realised
That there was no such thing
As normal
One man
Upon mishearing this
As "no such thing as Norman"
Attempted to leap to his death
From a slowly moving perambulator
Needless to say
He was unsuccessful
But soon after
Changed his name
From Norman
To Norm

by Jemia