Nightlight On The Minnow Bucket

Your nightlight has burned out on your minnow bait bucket-chamber pot combination. Your Rottweiler just ate a tire off your granny's Kawasaki. A key is in the mailbox, but only an Orangutan came on in. Rue Paul called, just to say, "hello." Then ask. "How is it hanging?" When only yesterday, you put your penis in the blender.  
 
Cheetos forever, or what! What can be achieved by being a cheese puff with an enema stuck up your ass? Why dress like a woman when you can't change the pox in your neanderthal brain? You can't spell Mississippi but you can fart Dixie. Watch a NASCAR race on TV, flipping channels to see what Whoopi is up to, as your wife and 12-year-old rob a Convenience store.  
 
Your grandpa was arrested for molesting a drag queen and the drag queen was a born-again pastor. He said he could save a whore from her own demons but lost the repair book.
 
Do you really think Parchisi is the bass singer on the Oak Ridge Boys because you read it in the Psychiatrist waiting room?