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No Junk On The Haggis
“Bannocks is better nor nae breid.”
No time for wimps or Cheetos in life's charade.
Keep your fingers off my bread,
and get off your ass and make your own meat pies.
It should be a crime to put hot sauce on one's haggis.
" A hungry belly has no ears"
Keep your bleeping catsup off my neeps and tatties
and, “dinnae teach yer granny tae suck eggs!”
No time for wimps or Cheetos in life's charade.
Keep your fingers off my bread,
and get off your ass and make your own meat pies.
It should be a crime to put hot sauce on one's haggis.
" A hungry belly has no ears"
Keep your bleeping catsup off my neeps and tatties
and, “dinnae teach yer granny tae suck eggs!”
Published 12th Feb 2023
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