The advert

The advert

Did you see this advert in the paper, it's about a new kinky store, let's go and take a peek, I've never been to one before

Let's go out shopping, there's a new kink store here in town, shopping for kinky stuff like new toys or a dress up princess gown

I wonder what they have there, I hope we can find a toy that's new, something we've never used before, like a toy that's made for two

One of those dragon tongue dildos skinny designed to slide up the bum, they're about two feet long, I bet that would make you cum

Or the Octopus design with ridges where the suckers are supposed to be, I can see you like that idea, your eyes a full of glee

Is there anything you'd like to try, it says this kink store as it all, here's the telephone number I could ask them with a call

It says they do rubber suits, masks, lace and leather lingerie, it sounds like kinky heaven, hell please let's go today

Dress up kinky outfits and Dildos of every shape and size, butt plugs and torture implements, things to astound you and surprise

This advert has got me hooked, come on let's go and blow spend some of my money, then we can have a romantic lunch, what do you say to that then honey

Ron