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Dawkins VS God (Rap Battle)
Dawkins:
So, you're the B.I.G,
the almighty G.O.D,
but guess what motherfucker you can kiss my D.I.C
KAY, cause Dawkins runs this bitch and there's no other way.
Take your testament and turn around,
I'm bringing in the Judgement Day
God:
Now don't be stupid, little Dick,
you gotta be crazy as shit,
to think some punk ass little bitch in glasses is stepping to this?
I'm the Alpha and Omega,
you can't even keep time!
So bring your A-game Richard,
let's see how a pussy rhymes!
Dawkins:
Okay, the last bit was good but your rap game is lame,
I'll go Soddom and Gommorah and put the PAIN in to plains,
I read your book, that shit was crazy,
and the scribes seem pretty shady,
and this Jesus kid,
turned water in to wine?
Not even a maybe.
You may have made a world in seven days,
but I'll fuck you up in seven ways,
I'll rain down on you like your old-ass plague,
keep it down old man,
this game ain't yours to play.
God:
Looks like Daddy gonna have to sit you down for a lesson,
and when you get to Heaven, Richard,
I'll still give you my blessing,
but only because it's my job to take pity on the shitty,
you'll be my little bitch in the Pearly White City.
And when I'm done with you,
I'll sell your ass to Satan for dope,
so he can fuck you scientifically silly while I roll up a smoke,
and while we burn away the night you can kiss your passion goodbye,
because God's bringing down the wrath on an atheist tonight.
So, you're the B.I.G,
the almighty G.O.D,
but guess what motherfucker you can kiss my D.I.C
KAY, cause Dawkins runs this bitch and there's no other way.
Take your testament and turn around,
I'm bringing in the Judgement Day
God:
Now don't be stupid, little Dick,
you gotta be crazy as shit,
to think some punk ass little bitch in glasses is stepping to this?
I'm the Alpha and Omega,
you can't even keep time!
So bring your A-game Richard,
let's see how a pussy rhymes!
Dawkins:
Okay, the last bit was good but your rap game is lame,
I'll go Soddom and Gommorah and put the PAIN in to plains,
I read your book, that shit was crazy,
and the scribes seem pretty shady,
and this Jesus kid,
turned water in to wine?
Not even a maybe.
You may have made a world in seven days,
but I'll fuck you up in seven ways,
I'll rain down on you like your old-ass plague,
keep it down old man,
this game ain't yours to play.
God:
Looks like Daddy gonna have to sit you down for a lesson,
and when you get to Heaven, Richard,
I'll still give you my blessing,
but only because it's my job to take pity on the shitty,
you'll be my little bitch in the Pearly White City.
And when I'm done with you,
I'll sell your ass to Satan for dope,
so he can fuck you scientifically silly while I roll up a smoke,
and while we burn away the night you can kiss your passion goodbye,
because God's bringing down the wrath on an atheist tonight.
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