This One Bar Where A Friend's Bachelor Party Was Being Held

As soon as we got
to this one bar where a friend's
bachelor party
was being held, I saw this
one chick with curly blonde hair.

I walked up to that
chick, tapped on her shoulder and
was about to tell
her my name but that's before
she saw the guest of honor.

She pushed me aside,
pulled a gun out of her black
leather jacket and
shot that poor guy straight in the
heart which made the others scream.

And after she said
that it was for breaking her
sister's heart at the
altar, she fired one last shot
into his forehead and left.