Trying Too Hard To Sound Intellectual

 
Inherent pulchritude covers clueless ineptitude

Marmot
Burbot
Turbot
Bergamot


The weirdest thing
I ever saw?

A blue macaque and a blue macaw
Wrapped up in a neon blue mackinaw


Yep some folks needs to stay out the dictionary (me, mainly)
The scary part is that all these words are real

That first pompous monstrosity translates to "Natural beauty hides glaring incompetence" in real people words
Enjoy. Have a laff.
Life is brief. Make your own pompous monstrosities.