A Bar With No Beer, That Actually Has Beer!

It came Out Of The Shadows
On Friday the thirteenth, to test
By the curious creature
That had entered The Nest

The mad witch
Took to the stage
And began to incant
A strange poetic rage

Floodle! Woodle!
Woopie Woopie Do!
I found a noodle
In my Vindaloo

With that
The mad witch departed
Ate the vindaloo'd noodle
And promptly farted

Meanwhile, the strange creature
Had seen quite enough
Took to the stage itself
And began to huff, and puff

"Good evening everyone!"
"I'm glad to be here!"
"But a bit taken aback!"
"At a bar, with no beer!"

"BUT THERE IS!"
screamed the audience out loud
"But only when you're private"
Is beer then allowed!

by Jemia