WWW.

I was speaking
To a spider
This morning
Who happened to be
(without my permission!)
Bathing
In a dry bath
We got chatting
Whilst i was perched
Upon answering a call of nature
(i was having a pee!)
We talked about
This, and that
So i asked
" do you have a Facebook page?"
After a moments pause
The spider replied:
"No!"
"I'm not on the web!"
the spider rolled over onto it's back
With laughter
All seven legs kicking in the air
And me?
Well i nearly wet myself !
 
by Jemia