Slaughtering Song Lyrics / Unusual Remixes

 
Part 1:  

Aladdin’s “A Whole New World”  
+ “Reading Rainbow” mashup.  
 
 
Books can show you the world  
Shining, shimmering, splendid  
Tell me, honest, now when did  
You last dream of books to buy?  
 
Books can open your eyes  
Take you wonder by wonder  
Over, sideways and under  
On a magic carpet ride  
 
A whole new world  
A new fantastic book to read  
No one to tell us “No!”
Or question us
“You sure you need another?”
 
A whole new book  
A dazzling place we never knew  
We can go anywhere  
Or be anything  
Now that I'm in a whole new world with you  
(I'm reading on a rainbow with you)  
 
Butterfly in the sky  
We can fly twice as high  
Just take a look, it’s in a book  
From our reading nook we spy  
 
A whole rainbow  
(Don't you dare close your eyes)  
A hundred thousand things to read  
(Friends to know, ways to grow)  
We’re literary stars, we’ve read so much  
But we can’t go back to our old library  
 
A whole new book  
With brand new plot lines to pursue  
We’ll chase them anywhere  
No time to spare  
All our library books are overdue  
 
A whole new world (a whole new world)  
A new fantastic book to read  
No one to tell us “No!”
Or question us
“You sure you need another?”
 
A whole new book (every twist, a surprise)  
With brand new plot lines to pursue  
(every page, every chapter)  
We'll chase them anywhere  
No time to spare  
All our library books are overdue  
 
A whole new world (a whole rainbow)  
That's where we'll be (that's where we'll read)  
A thrilling chase (a wondrous place)  
For you and me  
 
 
——  
 
 
Part 2:  
 
Pat Benetar’s “Heartbreaker” lyrics  
as my foggy memory once recalled them.  
 
 
(Attempt 1)…  
 
 
She’s a  
Heart-breaker  
Speed-racer  
 
Nah nah nah nah  
Nah nah nah nah  
Nah nah nahhhh  
 
 
…(Let’s try that again)…  
 
 
She’s a  
Speed-racer  
Free nuh nuhhh  
 
NAH NAH NAH NAH  
Don’t you come  
Round here no more!  
 
 
…(Maybe that’s closer?)…  
 
 
She’s a  
Speed-racer  
Heart-chaser  
 
Nah nah nah nah  
Nuh nuh nuh nuh  
Nuh nuh  
 
Nuh  
 
No?  
 
 
…(Hell I don’t know)…  
 
…(Girlfriend dies laughing at me)…  
 
 
——  
 
 
Part 3:  
 
All to the tune of “Little Drummer Boy”  
except the very last* line.  
 
 
The wheels on the bus  
Go round and round  
Bahhh-rum-bah-bum-bum  
 
The baby on the bus  
Cries wah wah wah  
Bahhh-rum-bah-bum-bum  
 
Lil babe  
I’ma poor boy too  
Bahhh-rum-bah-bum-bum  
 
The Mum on the bus  
Says shh shh shh  
Bahhh-rum-bah-bum-bum  
Rum-bah-bum-bum  
Rum-bah-bum-bum  
 
I ask shall I  
Play a lullaby  
Bahhh-rum-bah-bum-bum  
 
On my drum  
 
Mum nodded and  
Rocked him in time  
Bahhh-rum-bah-bum-bum  
 
Others on the  
Bus quieted  
Bahhh-rum-bah-bum-bum  
 
I played my drum  
On the bus for him  
Bahhh-rum-bah-bum-bum  
 
I played my very  
Best for him  
Bahhh-rum-bah-bum-bum  
Rum-bah-bum-bum  
Rum-bah-bum-bum  
 
Then he smiled at me  
Bahhh-rum-bah-bum-bum  
 
Me and my drum  
 
 …All through the town - HONK HONK! *  
 
 
——  
 
 
Part 4:  
 
A normal Thursday like any other  
texting with my girlfriend.  
 
 
GF: You wanna yeet the chicken  
out of the freezer for later?  
Me: Yesshhh  
GF: Cool  
(7 minutes later…)  
Me: I just sang a rap about it…  
 
 
Chick-ih chick-ih chick-ih  
Chick-ih chick-ih chick-ih  
 
Chick-ih chick-ih chick-ih  
Chicken out the freezer  
Chick-ih chick-ih chick-ih  
Chicken in the friiiiiidge  
 
Chick-ih chick-ih chick-ih  
Chicken out the freezer  
Chick-ih chick-ih chick-ih  
Chicken in the friiiiiidge  
 
Chick-ih chick-ih chick-ih  
(Mouth farts)  
Chick-ih chick-ih chick-ih  
(Mouth farts)  
 
Chick-ih chick-ih chick-ih  
Chicken in the friiiiiidge  
 
 
Me: And this is what you’re marrying 😘  
GF: Lmfao I love you so much  
Me: I’m so effin glad lol you my boooo