Terraform

Thick wittedness is popular
And hubris makes the matter worse
Traducing all things globular
With a malice that the trolls rehearse.
Next you know there's another war,
About the price of axel grease,
Or an imaginary spore
Imperiling the common peace,
And thus the war god blood is up
With humors that are not a joke
Nor found inside the festive cup
Of grails used by common folk
Who realize with frugal cheer
That planets need not be austere!