The MAGA Way

Bro culture married a cult of death
In the team sport ghetto locker room
Where they took their next recreative breath
And forged it into more doom and gloom.
Then they traded some racist vows of hate
To make white Jesus votaries cross
And have his worst Caucasian trait
Endear him to his ancient Wall Street boss...
Who knows HIS bros are the critical race
And not no slickster Hollywood Jew
Assisting folks who try to replace
Crackers and their grotty mouths of chew!

But who doesn't love a trigger happy dude,
With a cooler full of Coors and Bud,
Cultivated to be more than extra rude,
If you don't speak like Elvis or Elmer Fudd?!