Tucker x Carl Part 1: The Journey

It was late on a Tuesday night, Tucker Carlson just finished his broadcast where he was talking about yaoi and how the liberal agenda has corrupted his favorite form of art. Carl's phone suddenly have him a Twitter notification which he promptly viewed. Upom viewing this notification, he quickly realized he was trending on Twitter. Trending on Twitter was nothing new, but this time was very different. Usually when Carl trends, its people upset with him for exposing the liberal agenda, but this time he was trending along with Carl Azuz. Tucker was confused for he has never spoken to Carl once in his life, yet here he was trending on Twitter with him at the same time. After scrolling through the trending page he saw that Carl was criticizing him for exposing CNN's liberal agenda and exposing the truth for millions to see. Tucker new what he had to do.

The next day on his segment on Fox News, Tucker changed up his regularly scheduled broadcast with a new story that he was eager to share. Tucker started his broadcast the same as usual, but halfway through he started talking about his Twitter drama. "And now, according to the liberal echo-chamber known as Twitter, I am just a conspiratorial and fascist puppet being used by the Republican party, according to CNN 10 news anchor Carl Azuz" Tucker angrily said live in front of millions of viewers. "Im not just going to sit here and let another Leftist, hive mind, communist, scumbag say these nonsensical lies about me" Tucker declared. "If Carl Azuz was so confident in what he is saying he would come onto my show live to debate me!" Tucker exclamed with his fist slamming into his desk. Tucker then moved onto his planned schedule of talking points ranging from exposing leftist lies and mocking Joe Biden's dementia ridden shennanigans, but this time a certain someone was watching Tucker's news broadcast.

Carl Azuz was watching Tucker Carlson Tonight on Fox, and seeing Tucker talk bad about him and the Liberal agenda infuriated him. Carl Stormed into the CNN headquarters amd went straight to the CEO's office where he his boss Jeff Zucker pinned against the wall by a mysterious man. "What is going on!?" Carl screamed. "This man's reign over CNN has comed to an end" said the mysterious man as slid a knife deep into Jeff Zuckers stomache. The man let go of Jeff and let him slam to the floor with blood seeping through his suit onto the hard wood floor of his office. Jeff crawled towards Carl, but before he could make it the man performed a quick yet powerful stomp to the head of Jeff. Jeff Zucker was dead. The mysterious man laughed to himself then looked over at Carl. "My name is Chris Licht, and I am in charge of this company now" he said sternly. Carl was shocked at what he just heard, yet he knew it was true, the man before him committed murdee and he was going to get away with it. He had enough money to make any form of authority turn a blind eye to the heinous act he committed. Chris had security escort Carl out of the building and began planning the complete makeover of the CNN headquarters.

The sudden change of CEO's caught attention of every news station and began trending on Twitter. This news especially caught the attention of Tucker Carlson who quickly began writing a story to cover the events that transpired, although the story thay got out didn't explain what really happened. The story being told stated that the late CEO Jeff Zucker suffered a heart attack in his office and succumbed to his ailment. While writing his story Tucker knew something was wrong. Jeff Zucker was not known for bad health let alone heart problems. Was this some sort of lie from the liberal elites, or was this something much, much worse? Tucker was not one to tell lies or only part of the truth when being broadcasted live to millions. Tucker was going to get to the bottom of this, but he needed help, and he knew of only one person who could help him, he needed to buy a plain ticket to Nashville Tennesee. Little did he know thats where Carl was heading.

Carl boarded his first class flight where he was assigned a window seat in the middle of the plane. Passengers boarded one by one when someone was finally seated next to him. Carl didn't want to look over since he's had a hard time after seeing the former CEO of CNN who happened to be one of his closest friends be murdered in front of him. After the passenger next to him was seated and ready for takeoff he said to the flight attendent, "thank you for your assistance, lets hope this flight is smooth and steady without any propaganda from the liberal elites being forced upon us on these small yet sturdy screens in front of us". Carl froze where he was sitting. It can't be, he thought to himself. This voice was all too familiar to him. Carl slowly looked to his left and locked eyes with the man sitting beside him. He couldn't believe it. The man he slandered and ridiculed live on air was sitting next to him. Carl Azuz was sitting next to Tucker Carlson.

Tucker and Carl stared at each other not saying a thing. Whether it was shock or anger, neither of them knew what kept their gaze upon each other. Carl couldn't stand Tucker for his beliefs only seemed to contradict his own and the fact that he ridiculed any and all left leaning politicians and supporters and Tucker absolutely hated Carl. Whether Tucker hated Carl for his politcial beliefs and the fact that he believed Carl was a leftist puppet, or the fact that Carl was a shockingly handsome and muscular man that rivaled his own attractiveness was up for debate. All either of them knew at the time was that they could not stand each other. The first two hours of the flight they sat by each other in silence, and thats when the flight attendent showed up. The flight attendent approached the two men sitting tall and proudly and asked them if they would like a snack. At the exact same time both the men said "I would like some peanuts and a can of Sprite Zero." Both their heads turned to each other in sync, their eyes locking, cheeks blushing before they both looked away with Carl looking out the window to his right and Tucker focusing on the movie in front of himr. Tucker was watching his favorite movie, the Ted 2 directors cut when the flight attendent came back with two bags of peanuts and two cans of Sprite Zero the two muscular men reached for their snacks at the same time, their clasping together as they tried to grab their snacks. They both felt a wave of energy pulse through them. This couldn't be, thought Carl. Carl's mind raced as he looked at Tucker in his beautiful eyes. Tucker was feeling the exact same emotions as Carl. Neither man moved for what seemed to be an eternity, until finally the flight attendent asked if they were going to take their peanuts and Sprite Zero. Both Tucker and Carl quickly took their snacks and ate them.

15 minutes after the strange interaction, the two men started making small talk. Not speaking of politics or world event, which was uncommon for the both of them, the two men were getting to know each other. After talking for about an hour. Carl began to open up to Tucker and finally told him about what happened the night that Chris Licht died. Tucker was shocked. What he had heard was not the usual liberal agenda, yet it is exactly what the liberal media would cover up. Tucker revealed to Carl what his goal of going to Nashville was. Tucker was looking for an old friend ogf his. Tucker was looking for Ben Shapiro. Carl told Tucker he was also looking for someone in Nashville, but he wasn't looking for Ben Shapiro. Carl was looking for the retired witch doctor Jimmy Fallon. Once the planed landed just outside of Nashville the two men stepped off the plane, and began their journey.

End of part one