Dear Comrades

 
If you are reading this
then these must be
my final words
It means I did not wake up
from the coma
and as I ordered
the life support
will have been turned
off
My place
in history
will always be disputed
and for centuries
the Botox debate
is bound to rage
It may be true
I should not have
underestimated  
that bluffer Biden
but
when all our missile strikes
have been forgotten
from the ashes of devastation
shall come our chance to rebuild
Our beloved Mother Russia
must rise again
to embrace the glory
she truly deserves
And remember
your televisions did not lie
I really did have
the biggest table
in the largest country
in the world