Super Power

 
Of all super powers I think I wish I could have
It would be to give perpetrators diarrhea
While committing crimes or heinous acts
I’d catch them and they’d have no idea
 
And I mean not like a little squirt in their pants
I’m talking full on explosive massive attacks
Like hours of irritable uncontrollable bowels  
It would be to stop them dead on their tracks
 
Like shoplifters at Ikea
Diarrhea!
Spies spying for North Korea
Diarrhea!
 
Acting a Karen (and then proclaims her name is Maria)
Diarrhea!
An idiot bringing guns into a family pizzeria
Diarrhea!
 
And while you’re at it
Gonorrhea!
 
A, I  mean to use vowels for loose bowels
Heroes will fight to stop corruptibility
And B, cause sometimes it’s going be foul
Butt with great power comes great responsibility