Don't

Don't tell me, I don't want to know.
Please stop speaking, or I'll have to go.
Don't tell me, I can't hear any more.
Please, just shut up, or I'm out the door.

I don't want to hear how good she is.
I don't want to know that it's her you miss.
I couldn't care less that she's oh so hot.
Stop telling me how she hit the spot.

Stop talking about the writhing and the sweat.
I don't want to hear of the four poster bed.
Stop speaking, I am begging, it's true.
I don't want to know how well she screws you.

I don't care about her lickable lips.
I don't care about her snakelike hips.
Shut up about her amazing tits.
Seriously, are you trying to make me feel this?

Stop talking about the wet patch,
I couldn't care less if she's a good catch.
Stop telling me about what you did to her.
I don't care about the cigarette after.

That's real nice, the hair stuck in your throat,
Oh, good, you like to make her choke?
That's exactly what I needed to hear.
Shut up, can you not see the lone tear?

I know I'm your friend and this is kind of my job.
But stop dishing the dirt before I lose the plot.
I've only just caught up that we can only be friends.
Stop talking, and this doesn't have to be the end.