Prince Charming

A young man of extraordinary charm
Caused many a parent alarm
By convincing young girls
He'd buy them some pearls
And swearing they'd come to no harm

One day whilst screwing a virgin
Encouraged by her passionate urging
He failed to hear
Her father draw near
Boy, was he in for a purging

Grabbed his neck, bollock bare
He was marched, to the old village square
Dressed only in his socks,
He was thrust in the stocks
And left to stand shamefully there

He was pelted with bad eggs and fruit
And coated in this foul-smelling suit
He screamed from now on
I'll be good, I'll be gone
His plight was now most acute

They tarred and feathered his back
And bundled him into a sack
He was flung out of town
This silly young clown
And warned to never come back

So beware jack-the-lad, take heed
When fulfilling your carnal need
Find a whore who is willing
And pay her a shilling
Or you might regret your misdeed