Dickn Around In The Dictionary

(And fukkn wit Dr Seuss)

In a boat in a moat
There's a goat eating oats

He's wearing a coat in this boat that's afloat

Would he have time to swallow the oats in his throat
To assist a poor shoat being chased by a stoat?

Now
would the stoat take offense at this goat's ermine coat

Stop chasing the shoat
Take off after the goat
Knock over the oats and take hold of goat's throat

Toss goat from the boat
And right into the moat

Then with one final gloat resume chasing poor shoat
Because stoat knows that goat in a coat cannot float




Author's note---
Was lookn for more "oat" words but ran dry

And not sure if I'm channeling Tom n Jerry, Itchy n Scratchy, or Tim Burton casting Johnny Depp as Dr Seuss (forgive me, or help me, not sure which)