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Raging Aging


For my mid age
I'm not too shabby
a few extra pounds
proach'n Sumo flabby
the big thin
begins tomorrow
of this I am resolute
till then, with sorrow
I'll shelve the Speedo swimsuit

Still a man of steel
with a pillow-soft feel
hey you, Father Time!
are you look'n to tussle?
'cause underneath
the fat hides serious muscle
how's about we engage
in a cage match, ten rounds
I'll knock you flat
KABAM! You'll hit the mat
so take that!
you cruel chronographer

Après la bataille
I Mr. Bubblelize
warm water up to my chin
Santa beard suds 'o' plenty
you laugh, you criticize
but rewards only come
to the one who tries
OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
got soap in my eyes

Damn! Damn! Damn!
I jumped in the tub
with no means of escape
you never take baths…
what were you think'n?
merriment's sink'n
reality comes slink'n

ANYONE THERE?
A LITTLE HELP!!!
emphatically shrieked
in my most macho yelp
Written by Gahddess_Worship (Osomajestuoso)
Published
Author's Note
Thought I'd actually write something for a change.
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