When Introverts ruled the World

This is a story (fictional) and is awfully close to the truth, but since I cannot state the facts, it is de facto a 'story'.
 
3000 B.C., In the small town of Coptos in Ancient Egypt, Min is walking down the aisle for the coronation rites of Pharaoh with his flail and black iron rod hanging out. The Pharaoh is supposed to ejaculate to demonstrate a good sign of the annual river flow of the river Nile. He fucks his queens in front of everyone. She lustfully jerks Min's black hard cock with one hand and sucks Pharaoh's cock vigorously, as the crowd cheers. Qetesh (Mistress of all the Gods) standing on a lion with a snake in one hand and a bouquet of lotus flowers in the other, is ready to bless the occasion and taste the cum. As the king ejaculates, the crowd celebrates, and the orgy starts in the streets. Men fucking men, women fucking women, women riding men; streams of cum and squrit flowing out of the pussies. It was rain being poured out to the sky making God's jealous and laughing in their faces.  
Min is smothered by the ladies, who just want to be blessed with his cock. Qetesh standing in the glory of the sun, her limbs spread out, she is taken for a ride, her all the holes filled with cocks, fucked by mere mortal men. A sight to behold. She's quite the anal girl, and she could give a lesson on how to suck a cock. The streets are flowing with sweat, cum and squirts.
While some of them stand, waiting to get along. Their wives being fucked by other men, looking to pounce on someone, and unable to. It has been a struggle, rage inside of seeing everyone having fun, while you stress and freak out. They hate Min and Qetesh, for the fact that people worship them. It doesn't hurt when you can't have fun, but to see others having fun hurts more.
 
The year is 623 B.C. A Satyr (a bipedal goat with a human face and horsetail and horse ears) trotting down in the streets of Thessaloniki, with his giant penis hanging out, swinging like a pendulum.
He was late for his date with Nymphidia (a nymph). Her beautiful breasts in his mind.  
He was late because he decided to masturbate in the street, so he could last longer later with the nymph. Seeing him masturbate, the passerby ladies help him ejaculate and bathe themselves in his cum. It is not every day they get to hold a Satyr's cock on their tits.
Meanwhile, at some distance some men with not so big cocks watching this lurid display whisper among themselves, only to wish they could get the same treatment. Wondering if they could have his tail to spank those asses. Jealousy is a mean street my friends, and those silent men in the corner were jealous. With jealousy, you accompany a splitting headache, a nearly irresistible urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex.
 
For thousands of years, the community of introverts grew stronger, waiting and working to have their revenge and justice. Justice for all the fun they never had.
The first victim of their offense was Baimei Shen (Chinese prostitution god), for it is easy to make people hate a prostitute. Charging favours for what you can get for free? That seems like a rip-off. She was easy to discredit.
 
Slowly, chastity was an important factor for worshiping, the rejected bachelors had formed a union. They have taken away the ranks of deities, there are no longer Gods. Rati and Kama have just lost their parking rights in front of heaven's gate. Their inscriptions only to be found in Khajuraho. Now there is only one God. A God who prohibits masturbation, he is watching you, while you jerk off, when you have fingers in your pussy. Before the Gods would celebrate it.

In a new discovery new marble inscriptions found in Syria.
 
                     INTROVERTS HAVE ARRIVED!
 
                           GOD HATES YOU ALL!
 
Now, your wife won't be sucking other man's cock, but if she does, you can punish her, sodomise her and impose abuse on her as much as you want. The men in charge now are the men who couldn't be men, so they now molest and exploit young boys and girls.
 
Introverts are ruling us for the last 2100 years. I hope you are enjoying it.
 
Obviously, whatever I have stated above is true and factual (because I said so), that's how truth works. If you and your beliefs are offended by this lurid display of worthless writing, then you deserve to be.