Testeklees, the Greek God of Odd Balls

 
And so Testeklees, the Greek God of Odd Balls
Decided to throw a party and invited mortals
But this would be the biggest of Bacchanals
As it was sure to corrupt everybody’s morals

He opened the portal with a grand ol’ choral
Humans were happy to pass through the gate
But each and every one had to sign a contract
Guaranteeing that they would fully participate

They walked through the shadier side of Olympus
Until they came to the palace of the Hard Phallus
And upon entering through the great doors
They drank an energy potion from a chalice

As you would expect this made the men erect
The women became so hot, horny and wet
A desire and lust arose amidst frenzied throes
For an epic orgy and one they would never forget

And then entered the squad, a wad of odd gods
But these weren’t the ones they had envisioned
They looked kind of funky and out of shape
Some looked like they’d been decommissioned

While inside the halls the humans heeded the calls
One by a tiny Greek goddess named Abisidia
She was a dirty talker encouraging the men
To lick her and her friend they called Chlamydia

Trying to satisfy the fire between their thighs
The women laid their eyes on the entity Backusella
However they didn’t know if it was female or fun guy
But it was joined by one named Cunninghamella

Then another god who had a disgusting façade
Turned the men into some party hardy trollops
He hypnotized and commanded them to kiss and lick
But this filthy one, they called him Rectus Polyps

The fabulous and villainous Syphillis was there
She was very naughty and had many wild ideas
Making both men and women worship her body
As she was joined by her sexy lover Gonorrhea

The sound of dry heaving filled with deep grieving
Could be heard as the herd rolled in venereal disease
For a second there they thought they saw Hermes
But it was his sick and twisted distant cousin, Herpes

All the while Testeklees told ‘em “suck on these”
Warts and all as the humans were feeling awful
But they drank the potion and signed a contract
And afterward they would enjoy some Blue Waffles