The Conversation - Basic Training

Had a conversation with my penis
It was just the other day
As long as he was hanging 'round
I had some things to say

“Don't look down, I'm talking to you.
Stand up and look me in the eye.
Come to attention, when I'm speaking
And listen to the reason why

It's about the way that you should act
Who you are, and what you think,
And your reaction to the fairer sex
When you're at war with pussy pink

You must be a stand-up guy,
Have my back, and take the blow,
You will not disappoint me
And deflate before the show.

Here's the plan for waging battle
Make her be the first to shoot
Pay attention to her squeeze play
That she'll use to choke your root

You may flank her, while I spank her
May attack and then retreat
But no matter what may happen,
Can't cum first in your defeat

Penetrate all her defenses
With your entire length and girth
Drown yourself in her orgasm
In  the center of her earth

When you feel that she is shaking
Is hot and wet, and not from fear
Then it's the time to open fire
I hope I've made that crystal clear"