Sex at Waffle House

Oh yes!!! 'and care' - you get credit for that little addition my dear Relic. Not only are you a star for being the first to comment, you even added to it; perfect. I love being good at that. lol ;p Love your comment! 🌋💦🛏️

Hahaha, naughty naughty X, tight work

I have to be naughty and tight I_IS_ME. lol Things would not be fun otherwise... Love your seal of approval always!! ;) 🌋💦🛏️

Awesome piece. Now I'm starving and not fir waffles
Love and light
Ron x

Oh, I know you are always up for some 'waffles' * cough * Ron... I hope you get some soon! I hate to think of you starving. ;) 🌋💦🛏️

Yes I need feeding lol
Love and light
Ron x

Waffle House must appreciate you for all your repeat business !!  Choked and smothered ring true for this Cowboy, perfection is worth waiting for ....

BIG LIKE

Oh yes! Don't even have to place an order, it just cums to me hot and ready to go as soon as I arrive. Why does this not surprise me, but okay choked and smothered is fun. ;) Yes!, perfection is always worth the wait. Love the BIG lol LIKE... 🌋💦🛏️

‘Nothin holier than aftercare.

I’m likely never to eat awful waffle again without thinking back to this piece.

Totally approve.

Holier... determined to keep my mind in the gutter; oh well, it lives there anyway. lol Aftercare is even more important after a visit to Waffle House...

I am all about making lasting memories. ;p 🌋💦🛏️

Perfect. I waited with bated breath for that. Thank you, you are even more awesome than your writing!

Hi, my name is Dom and I'll be your waiter today...so give me the f*%k'n menu I'll tell you what you're allowed to eat after you grovel. Will that be all....okay cum'n right up😈🐻💋🐻 Brava BD❣❣

Oh boy GW, starting to see you really embrace the dominant side. lol Definitely impressed with where you went with this... ;) I mean damn cum'n right up indeed, again and again. Loving this comment... 🌋💦🛏️

I am pretty pleased that you enjoyed  my comment...now wipe that smile off your face damn-it [whispers beautiful face BTW] 😍

Try telling men that! (That it needs care).

lol. Be nice Billy! Men use some care in the preparation, foreplay, and execution. (sometimes). :p 🌋💦🛏️

It's good to down and dirty with food.  Keep on writing.

Always fun to get down and dirty. :) Thank you for the comment and I really appreciate your continued support and feedback. 🌋💦🛏️

Dear K,

I want what you’re having...

I don’t believe I’ve ever experienced my breakfast food in quite this manner before. Waffles and ice cream take on a whhhhhooooollllleeeee new meaning...😋

I’m starving!

Well done seems so bland a phrase to say after all this sizzle. I sure am appreciative reading and learning how hot breakfast can really be...great piece! H🌷

lol. Ask for the special menu Honoria. The one that very few know about... Waffles and ice cream, that's a brilliant combination. 🍨🧇

Always starving for breakfast! ;)

You can make anywhere sizzle just try not to get arrested. We won't talk about that though. :p I am so happy you liked this one and I could help convey just how hot breakfast can be. :) 🌋💦🛏️

Damn it. I’m just really fucking hungry and want the actual breakfast.

Oh boy! I hope you were able to get some actual breakfast... Thanks for the comment, I hope you liked this one even if it may have fed into the hunger.  🌋💦🛏️

Three thumbs up, nice. I have needs and that third hand could really be useful. Funny 'as' f*ck - two of my favorite things humor and f*ck... Thank you for packing so much awesomeness in that short comment. lol Really happy you liked this one Wilbur. 🌋💦🛏️

Ahhhh, I get all choked up thinking about what they are serving at your Waffle House,
that is with the tasty treats on this breathless menu...
I would like it raw there; I get a much more enjoyment over using a condiment when satisfying my hunger.
I prefer it all-natural at the Waffle House.
I highly recommend ordering the #69 on the menu, bring a friend, it is a true feast for 2 called the "Two Can Chew Special''! hahahaha
KX I really do appreciate your humor and delicious wild side put into verse.
You never waffle from your unique desires in the most entertaining ways...
Placing my order now of Coffee, Waffles, and KristinaX Poetry to go please!!!

They are serving me at my Waffle House. lol Yes, I am on the breathless menu how did you know?
Wow, they don't have sushi at Waffle House, fortunately the breathless menu has exceptions. But ... nevermind... geez
I am the only thing all natural at Waffle House.
69 is a available on the special menu too.
Wait, was this supposed to be funny. sigh... definitely a filter fail... You can never waffle from unique desires, insatiable.
Coffee, waffles, and KristinaX poetry to go - you want to eat out. got it!!

My waffle house standard is smothered, covered, chunked, and topped .....

does that make me sound like serial killer :)

fun lil write kristina

it put a smile on my face :)

Haha, well maybe the covered and chunked sound a bit serial killer... I imagine more of a Dexter type serial killer though so it's all good.

I knew being from the south you could properly appreciate this... and I love to make things fun and bring smiles. :p 🌋💦🛏️

I'll never prepare waffles at home the same way again.
Loved the titillating innuendo throughout this piece, very satisfying.
Great work Kristina.

I am here for you Wally, to make sure you know how hot, creamy, and sweet Waffles can really be... So you get the very most out of them every time. lol Truly happy you found this write very satisfying. ;) 🌋💦🛏️

Apparently all the months I lived near a Waffle House, I was looking at the limited menu that offered grits and eggs, burgers, waffles, etc.  The "extra" toppings must have been on a different menu.

My experience was in contrast to the long prep, care and detail - more on the order of abundant, cheap, quick, tasty , greasy, filling and smothered.  : )

Only your imaginative mind could make the Waffle house an erotic feast!  Top off that cup, hon?  : )

Ask for the Kx menu next time they will understand. ;) Still I guess breakfast is good too. After though...

Sounds like you are going for the street walkers again DaVinci. Cheap, greasy, filling (probably not so tasty)... You need to look at the Escort menu. :p

I can turn anything into an erotic feast! lol Top off indeed... ;) 🌋💦🛏️

This is a riot! How creative to make an order at Waffle House erotic. You have the poet's touch that makes what you write gold.

John

I can make anything erotic, even Waffle House John. :p Without certain things I would have imploded long ago. lol Deer in the headlights on that last part. I never really thought about having the Poet's touch or being even being one and 'you write gold' is such an amazing compliment; thank you so much for your comment and support. 🌋💦🛏️