Have Mercy On Me

Is that so?..replied the judge
after hearing the defendants
emotional plea for mercy
the judge continues and tells
the defendant...it is too bad about
you having all those problems
I wish there was something
I could do...I really do
but my hands are tied
this is a court of law and that
is what I have to go by
you only need a little time to
sort all of your problems out
I hearby sentence you to 5 years
so you can do exactly that
anything else you wish to say
FLOP...the defendant
goes into a coma
balliff get the stretcher
take the prisoner away
the judge addresses the audience
this has been happening a lot lately
they all come out of it...balliff
don't forget to hog tie the prisoner
to the stretcher in case he's faking it