Pride and envy

So the king of Tyre took
Himself for a god, Indeed
With aspirations todethrone God.
It must be that he was a terribly
Good looking young man
But God was a woman
That presented for him a problem
So it is with the help of the famous
Doctor (and astronomer)
Abraham Ibn Abraham
An excellent friend of the no less
Famous Maimonides
That the operation was performed.
Of course in public he continued
To be king, hiding his gorgeous
Flaming red hair under a turban
And the rest of his new feartures
Under flowing robes
But God was not pleased
With this king's attitude
Of excess pride and envy.
Thus when the time came
She wished to send Lucy Fair,
As she became known,
Directly to hell,
 But a conputer glitch
Sent her to purgatory which,
In due course
Such glitch would be dealt with.