Dumbass

My heart is pounding as we pull up
Waiting, inticipating, until he showed up
The deal is done, we are down the road
Oh shit, blue lights! And here we go!

It was a set up, my boy did me wrong
He sang like bird, as loud as a gong
Why me, why now
He did, somehow

Now Im sweating and shaking in the passanger seat
As we fly through the country, like we can't be beat
Through a corn field, over a levy
The car is hauling ass, but now it's so heavy

That's it, we're done
outta gas, and a gun
The cops are there, to haul us away
Not at all what I was expecting that day

Before we go they search the car
Making jokes as if in a bar
The search is done, but something's wrong
All they got was a dimebag and a bong

So why were we running the cops and I wondered
My buddy had a parking ticket and that caused this blunder
I looked at him as he started to wine
You're a fucking dumbass...Here's your sign.