POTUS vs. FLATUS

FLATUS  

bowel gas released from the anus  
 
fumes are offensive to most who are exposed to it  
innocuous in small amounts  
toxic in large amounts or in closed spaces  
 
most wont own up to it and think theirs doesn’t stink  
many will deny it and blame someone else  
 
and most nearby thinking they are being
polite wont mention it  
 
(except adolescent boys who  
may flaunt it or even  
be competitive about)  
 
POTUS  
 
swamp gas released from an anus  
 
fumes are offensive to most who are exposed to it  
innocuous in small amounts  
toxic in large amounts or in closed spaces  
 
he wont own up to it it and thinks his doesn’t stink  
usually denies it and blames someone else  
 
most people nearby thinking they are
being politically correct wont mention it  
 
(except privileged white boys who  
may flaunt it or even  
be competitive about)  
 
really the only  
significant  
difference between  
 
POTUS  
 
and  
 
FLATUS  
 
is the spelling  
 
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