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N' My Yard (Character Personality Collaboration)
Bad Neighbor
“Fuck the goddamn dog, beware of the owner
Disrespect at my domain and your ass is a goner,
“A warning to the bitch-ass motherfuckas who wanna be hard
Welcome to fucking doom’s day when you roll your ass in my yard,
“You a bad motherfucka up front then come around to the back door
And you’ll be waking up on the emergency room floor,
“We can knuckle up from the garage to the doghouse
Then like trash I’m taking your stankin-ass out,
“Earlier my cousin was smoking my shit and drinking my shit
And his raggedy mouth bitch had the nerve to talk shit,
“But the bitch crossed the line when she tried to spit in my face
Now I’m dragging both their asses all over the place,
“Cuz and his ho’ got blindsided from my girl swinging a bat
Busted the bitch’s head like a Piñata and he caught it full force in the back,
“Stumbling off my porch they swore by Christ they would return
Then another ass whooping the hard way the motherfucka would learn”.
CasketSharpe
“Looking out my window at the chaos going on
Bullshit popping off before mid-morn,
“I know my bad ass neighbor will handle that shit right
Because the bitch starters will be counting hospital lights,
“Sticky dick hanging low with a blunt burning
Listening to my freshly fucked bitch moaning and squirming,
“I grab a hand full of pussy-she loves that feelin
That produces a gurgling pop, because she’s full of semen,
“Just like her pussy I consider my yard hollowed ground
Hostel invasion of my property and the shits going down,
“I have that hells heat which will unholy anoint
The ultimate ass eater known as the hollow point,
“You can call it a life alteration application
With the possibility of heaven or hell a fool will be facin,
“Their soul may belong to God-then motherfucka that’s fine
But understand the time in my yard is always a quarter to nine”.
“Fuck the goddamn dog, beware of the owner
Disrespect at my domain and your ass is a goner,
“A warning to the bitch-ass motherfuckas who wanna be hard
Welcome to fucking doom’s day when you roll your ass in my yard,
“You a bad motherfucka up front then come around to the back door
And you’ll be waking up on the emergency room floor,
“We can knuckle up from the garage to the doghouse
Then like trash I’m taking your stankin-ass out,
“Earlier my cousin was smoking my shit and drinking my shit
And his raggedy mouth bitch had the nerve to talk shit,
“But the bitch crossed the line when she tried to spit in my face
Now I’m dragging both their asses all over the place,
“Cuz and his ho’ got blindsided from my girl swinging a bat
Busted the bitch’s head like a Piñata and he caught it full force in the back,
“Stumbling off my porch they swore by Christ they would return
Then another ass whooping the hard way the motherfucka would learn”.
CasketSharpe
“Looking out my window at the chaos going on
Bullshit popping off before mid-morn,
“I know my bad ass neighbor will handle that shit right
Because the bitch starters will be counting hospital lights,
“Sticky dick hanging low with a blunt burning
Listening to my freshly fucked bitch moaning and squirming,
“I grab a hand full of pussy-she loves that feelin
That produces a gurgling pop, because she’s full of semen,
“Just like her pussy I consider my yard hollowed ground
Hostel invasion of my property and the shits going down,
“I have that hells heat which will unholy anoint
The ultimate ass eater known as the hollow point,
“You can call it a life alteration application
With the possibility of heaven or hell a fool will be facin,
“Their soul may belong to God-then motherfucka that’s fine
But understand the time in my yard is always a quarter to nine”.
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