Golly, Dolly

Let’s be honest
Dolly Parton is a decent enough songwriter
But mostly when you see her acting
Or hear her sing
You really just looking at the size of her tits

That’s why seeing her on the TV screen is always preferable to buying an album
Sure, she typically was smart enough to put them puppies front and center
But they wasn’t making topographical album covers
So it was always a bit of a waste

You ask me, Dolly Parton just as good on mute as unmuted
And I ain’t knocking her songs
But we all know what her greatest assets were
She was a fine guitar player
And she sang nice and pretty
But you think if she was born without them bad boys we’d still be talking about this shit?
No
I for one wouldn’t have written this poem
So there’s that
I do enjoy her tits though