Bath Time

I enjoy public showers
For the same reason most people like them
But won’t admit it
Cowards who lie and say they feel uncomfortable
Or they don’t think about it at all

It’s exciting to think that at any moment
You might pitch a tent
There while everyone is lathering up

It’s the same reason you have sex on a football field
Or in a walk in closet when someone is giving you a walk through
Of a house you claimed you were interested in buying

What if you get caught?

It’s much easier to do this as a gay man
Ever since I’ve become heterosexual again
I’ve had a harder time
Showering with women
And claiming that I’m supposed to be there
On account of my huge cock

More often than not, the police are called
Or, at the very least, I am banned from that facility
That gym, that country club... whatever

It’s frustrating because it’s one of my top 5 preferred ways to get off
Jacking off loudly while someone else lathers up
Especially if they are getting “the filth of Jermaine” off their bodies
And a robust Asian man is helping him/her do it
With fancy soap
He brought over for him/her to sample
While naked himself

But it’s harder and harder to make these dreams a reality
Especially with everyone socially distancing themselves from one another
And not trusting Asians
And all that

It’s a terrible time to be Jermaine