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The Dark Heretic

Sir Isaac Newton
The dark heretic
Tortured, misunderstood
Exactly like me

Started a math rock band
In days of yore
He was very ahead of his time

He invented gravity
While studying penicillin
That he ordered on a deep dish pizza
Directly from France

Chopped down the cherry tree
In the garden of Eden
And suckled on a wolf tit
With his twin brother Jesse

Sir Isaac Newton
Eater of Worlds
Pork Chop Baron of Ohio
Gone
But Not Forgotten
Written by Jermainesplain
Published
Author's Note
Gravity’s humble origins
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